First blogpost

Why, hello there my dearly beloved readers!

This is obviously a blog, which I will use to collect dark forces, in order to execute my vicious plan.
I will not reveal the plan, until I… well. ‘Til I get sponsored. Maaaybe *awesomeness*

So, these blogs are going to be all about news and crazy shit that’s happening in the world.
I’ll be focusing on technology, which I will refer to as “snuggums”.

Well, why stall you and let’s go straight to celebrity news, shall we!?

• The golden globe “gala” CANCELLED!

Why? Well, the WGA have been on strike due to the fact of that they want more money for their work. This is reasonable, in a sense of that we don’t have to suffer from it. I mean, let’s get serious here. Yes, it’s so friggin’ expensive to buy a show. Yes, I do not live in America, so I can’t enjoy ABC, and NBC and what not. (side note, thank god for that anyway. Fuck reality shows. I don’t want to watch snotty bitches complain about not having chardonnay, and crystal on their b-day party. Seriously, you’re 16 years old. You shouldn’t be thinking of alcohol… you should be thinking of losing your virginity to a douche). Back on track. The real reason why they are cancelling is that sponsors have backed up, thanks to the threats from the writers, which claim that they will “picket the event”. -Reuters

• · Mariah Carey – “I’d rather sing with a pig”

The world renown artist Mariah Carey told Inside Hollywood that she’d rather sing with a pig, than together with Jennifer Lopez. She doesn’t really say if there have been any feuds between the girls, but I’m personally hoping that it all settles for the best (NOT! Slow day in news. )

• · Microsoft’s founder Bill Gates retires – Held his last keynote speech at CES (Consumer Electronics Show) in Las Vegas

He has been working since he was 17 years old. Dropped out of Harvard to persuade his dream – To make “one billion dollars”, and frankly, he has achieved that. There isn’t that much to write about, except. Bill, you were an icon. You had a dream – you followed it and you are where you are. Even though you fucked Jobs, you’re still an icon

I’m also planning on reporting on the iPhone firmware unlock, and rumors about 1.1.3

Still, the iPhone 1.1.2 firmware is NOT unlockable. You can still Jailbreak it (meaning, hack it to install third-party software), but not being able to call from it (an expensive iPod touch, with camera and better safari)

Hope this was worth your time, and peace out!